hegemony

Title: Hivemind and Conduit
Fandom-Pairing: Torchwood, Jack/Ianto/Toshiko
Rating-Word Count- Notes: NC-17, ~800 Words, for oxoniensis' Porn Battle under the prompt of Grudges. Could be interpreted as Spoilery for Torchwood 2x01- Kiss Kiss, Bang Bang, but not directly linked.

( I'd consider this to be spoiler free, but I suppose I could be wrong. )

Title: Daylight
Fandom: Torchwood (het)
Pairing: Jack/Toshiko, allusions to Jack/Toshiko/Martha
Rating: NC-17.
Warning: ...Pegging. Perhaps a OOC for Tosh, if you're thinking she can't be anything other than mousy.
Word Count: 3360
AN: Written for the Porn Battle, with the prompt 'daylight'. It kind of got a bit out of hand, and by a bit I mean really.

( I'm not twelve, you can call it a dildo. )

So, I've been a busy busy bee. I'm almost done with Max, the porn!J2, and I've got my leg in the door for emo!Sync. I've also cracked open enough of those ficlets to post a few, and then did a few drive-bys for geneli4's run-on spankathon.

Let's start with the spankathon, first.

For basisers_gais:( JC/Lance with bondage )

For amanofmydreams: ( Evil/undead!Dean/Sam, warning:sketch-con and wincest, and spoilers for AHBL part 2. NOT SHMOOPY )

For wendy: ( Jensen/everybody. With creative uses of duct tape. )

For stellamira: ( Sam/Jared with Jensen/Dean. )

Two brief things as a brief intermission.
1. Thank you, SPN fangirls for NOT JUMPIN NOBODY. I've heard such good things about the play that even I, casual, non starstruck, don't give a damn as long as I can imagine you in situations where I have NO participation over anything Lydia, got jealous of ya'll. I'm glad you had a good time, and I'm glad Teh Ack did not disappoint.
2. Somebody needs to get on the good foot and write me some Dean/Martha. RIGHT NOW.

Now, Ficlets that are finished.

For picksthemusic: ( Something ten/martha. Something happy, slightly romancy )

For slippery_fish: ( Post Countrycide Owen/Ianto, Ianto taking Gwen's place. )

For chreesko: ( First time J2, shout outs to drive ins, Britney Spears, and Tracy Chapman )

The rest will be up before the end of the week, presumably.

ETA: For all you whobies and torcheads, some simple math: Fighter jet+John Barrowman-whack ass bowl cut = YES PLEASE AND THANK YOU.

Title: A Maddening Addiction
Author: hegemony
Fandom: Torchwood
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Jack/Ianto/Toshiko, Using the prompt 'Kismet' (the turkish, hindu, and arabic word for 'fate')
Wordcount: 1204
Spoilers: Through TW 1x13
Warning: Some BDSM elements. Experimental Writing Style, with major reworking on several scenes from the original cut.
Disclaimer: This wouldn't have been 'fanfic' if I owned the characters, now would it?

( I'm going to marry the both of you, I don't care anymore. )

These are being copied out straight from the battle, no extended versions and very few changes.

Title: (social) Barriers and Lubricants
Author: hegemony
Fandom: Torchwood
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Jack/Tosh/Ianto, using the prompt 'tea'
Wordcount: About 750
Spoilers: Through TW 1x07
Warning: Could easily be read as dubious consent, although that wasn't the intention. Heh. Dubious. Other than that, not much.
Disclaimer: This wouldn't have been 'fanfic' if I owned the characters, now would it?

( What's in this tea, Jack? )


Title: Fetish
Author: hegemony
Fandom: Torchwood
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Jack/ Ianto, using the prompt 'Accent'
Wordcount: About 750
Spoilers: Through TW 1x11, to be safe
Warning: Top!ianto. Dirty talk. Public sex. Or something.
Disclaimer: This wouldn't have been 'fanfic' if I owned the characters, now would it?

( I’m onto you, Harkness. You aren’t as clever as you think. )


Title: Positive Reinforcement and Collective Consciousness
Author: hegemony
Fandom: Torchwood
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Jack/ Everybody. Could easily be called a Torchwood Group Slut Fic, using the prompt 'Sex Pollen'
Wordcount: About 750
Spoilers: Through TW 1x13
Warning: Illicit Substances, Con!jack, Silliness.
Disclaimer: This wouldn't have been 'fanfic' if I owned the characters, now would it?

( It wasn’t like the mandatory course for managerial positions in the Torchwood organization said that you couldn’t use simultaneous orgasm as a team building activity. )

Now that the porn battle's over, I'm okay with posting the stuff that I wrote for it. There are a few extended cuts, as in they were abridged, and I let them sit for a bit and decided to come back to them after I couldn't figure out what to write next. Here's the first one.

Title: Dance of Familiarity
Fandom: Crossover: Torchwood/Stargate SG-1
Pairing: Vala Mal Doran/Jack Harkness
Wordcount: 2,350.
Rating: a hard R, at least. NC-17 to be safe.
Spoilers: Through TW 1x13 and SG-1 10x10
Notes: Probably crossposted to torch_wood and vintagemilitary. The original version was for the porn battle and can be found here. The prompt was Vala/Jack and the word "Cons".
Disclaimer: No. I don't own them, I just borrow them and make sure they still have movable parts when I put them back where I found them.

( He's still the man she married, somewhere in there. She can taste it. )

So, I think I'm squeeing in several different intonations, and I don't know if anybody would even bother to have a look at ten different ones for EACH episode, so I think I'm going to just have to squee.

Keep in mind that I was watching this with both my parents, who are reaching their 60s, extremely catholic, and I think my father's got a bit of a man-crush on Barrowman. I think. My mother, on the other hand, has never seen an episode of Torchwood before, and picked perhaps the WORST time to start watching with us. We think it's because of the Diamond earrings we gave her today, but It could be because she had a bit too much irish coffee.

Spoilers for TW 1x12 and 1x13.

( Squee! Torchwood Series one may be over, but it still lives on when you look up crack in the dictionary )

Like, really, guys. That was fuckin' recackulous. It was so out of the box that it needs a vowel shift AND a Rhode Island accent. In-fucking-sane, and I can't wait to watch it again.

For anybody here from torch_wood: Hi, I'm Lydia. I spend most of my time bouncing between American states that start with 'M' and I've been watching some manifestation of science fiction since I was in diapers. While my original fandom-love, embarrassingly enough, has nothing to do with science fiction, it does have sparkle and often five people of wavering sexualities, so don't let the rest of the journal daunt you. I'm a long winded media studies/ cognitive science student on break this semester who has been trying to cut down on the things I have to say when I do these 10 things reviews, honest! There will probably be a lot of you that go TL;DR, but meh. Gotta think of something to keep the brain going until late January.

My father, who is almost 60, is officially in love with Torchwood. We're both so addicted to it's camp and hilarity that we started looking forward emphatically to Sunday nights, and sit down, after rather long talks about what's happening at work and workouts and family and all, to sit down and watch the innuendo squad. AND LOVE IT.

I know a lot of you, f-list, have gotten bitten by the Supernatural bug, and I can easily see why, but I'm sorry, in this household it's so obviously Torchwood, it's not even funny anymore. It's probably because we started getting into it the weekend it came out, he kept asking me whether or not I had it already, and I think if we had been watching supernatural beforehand, we would be very emphatically in that, now. The Brits just got to us first.

Now if we could only nudge my mother into the fun.


( 10 things about Torchwood 01x06- Countryside and why we loved it. Long winded, with multiple sub-points worth of psuedo-lectual wank, and Spoilers, dur. )

And next week seems like the cure to the whole FS/LS syndrome: It needed more lesbians, and we're getting them next week. Let's just hope it's not a Battlestar Galactica six rehash, and that tosh doesn't freeze up the way she and Gwen always seem to do in every episode. Ew. No.

And now that I've gone through three extra cups of tea burning up analytic brain cells on this episode, I'm gonna go, write some more of my genderswitch, do my Ashtanga and get the fuck to bed. Bah, Three Fourty AM again. Pshaw, night.